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Your Birthday Today
Sometimes success is just showing up—not as often as being the son of the company president, but sometimes.
Aries March 21 – April 19
You will soon make a comfortable living exploiting other people’s deep-seated anxieties and crippling social fears.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
When all is said and done, only you can make yourself feel bad. But that won’t keep everyone else from trying.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Your desire to join the winning team will take you in a strange new direction when you decide to fight on the side of lung cancer.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Buy yourself some extremely long bed sheets. You’ll be making an escape rope out of them very soon.
Leo July 23 – August 22
There are, in fact, good and evil twins, but a greater range of moral choices is available to you as a sextuplet.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
You’re not the kind of person who constantly goes around saying the sky is falling, making you ill-equipped to cope with the events of this Thursday.
Libra September 23 – October 23
Doctors caution that you cause extreme negative reactions—including rashes, vomiting, and hysteria—in women who may become pregnant.
Scorpio October 24 – November 21
It turns out that Andy Warhol overestimated the duration of your fame by about 14 and a half minutes.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Scientists agree that you are a unique and fascinating specimen, but there are no practical applications for you as yet.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
You’ve made it your life’s mission to find the best crab cakes in Boston. Truly, you’re one of America’s unsung heroes.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
If you’ve ever regretted not pursuing a career in bullfighting, this week may bring an accidental chance to start over.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You’re nearly at the end of the longest, most difficult spirit-journey of your life. Be prepared for a difficult and boring period of spirit-unpacking.
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your horoscope of 26 Dec 2011……………………….?
if correct ‘star’ if not sorry.. 🙁
You are feeling the urge to spend more — but this is not the time! Your mind is at loose ends, but you are much better off consolidating what you have instead of acquiring more, more, more!
You’re feeling the urge to remake things in a radical way — maybe your look, maybe your career, maybe even your relationship status. Things can get pretty weird, but you thrive on the chaos!
You need to work together today — going solo is a surefire way to get lost! Your energy is just right for leading teams, but you don’t mind taking a backseat when appropriate. Ask around!
You need to hold your ground against those who might want to shake things up just to see the damage they cause. It may be a losing struggle, but at least you’ll know that you tried.
You are craving a foreign adventure — but the timing might not be quite right. Still, you can always dream and make plans so now is a great time to figure out where you want to go and how to get there.
You need to learn how to extend yourself beyond your usual daily routines — and today brings the perfect chance to strut your stuff. Just make sure that you’re dealing with people who care.
You are holding on to something important — but it’s time to let go. That’s not to say it’s time to give up, just that your support is better offered from a small distance. Relax and enjoy the process!
Keep everything you say as positive as you can — otherwise, things could spin out of control pretty quickly! You need to be as clear as you can be also, just in case anyone decides to misinterpret you.
Spend more time with your people — your great social energy guarantees that you all get along quite a bit better than usual. Things can still be rocky, so watch out for rough edges.
Impress someone new today — you know that they’re ready for your amazing energy, and your social life could always use some fresh blood. It’s a good time to go on blind dates or crash a party.
Try to talk up whatever your latest favorite idea may be — even if it seems crazy. Your great energy guarantees that things go well for you, even if not everyone seems to get the joke!
You feel wise today — so start giving out advice! Your mental energy is up for the task of kicking back and playing enlightened master, but not much else. Try to let the seekers come to you!
This is the horoscope of 26 Dec 2011 not 27th or any other date… Star if correct 😀 🙂
Sorry if wrong 🙁 ;(
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This is not the way to test astrology.
Sun-sign astrology is so incomplete (the Sun is only 1 out of 30-40 factors in an individual’s timed birth chart), that is is not accurate.
And the technique used by Sun-sign astrologers to write up their “horoscopes” is to pretend that your Sun-sign is your Rising sign … this really only works for people who were born AT sunrise.
This is why Sun-sign astrology is only for entertainment. The results are inaccurate and invalid. And the write-ups of Sun-sign astrology are so general that anyone can read anything into them (btw, “horoscope” means the timed birth chart … not a written prediction … they can’t even get their terms right).
Sun-sign astrology is not real astrology and does not give real results. It’s easy to use, sure … but like everything else in life, you don’t get anything of value for nothing. There is no way to group the entire population of the world, all 7 billion, into 12 signs.
And real astrologers don’t try to, either.
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